Monthly Archives: May 2017

Paging Dr. Freud

Because I like the ocean in theory, and because I have this fantasy about retiring to La Jolla, California, I decided to take a scuba diving class. Here’s the thing, though. I’m terrified of swimming in the ocean. I’m convinced … Continue reading

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Greatest Gram & Coffee

My love affair with coffee began when I was twelve years old in my great-grandmother’s kitchen. She was an amazing woman—about 4’ 10”, solid as the butcher block on which she cleaved chickens using tools of dubious cleanliness. She owned a … Continue reading

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