Monthly Archives: November 2019

Prayer for Thanksgiving

Dear God, thank you for my family. Guideth my hand, Lord, as I roll out the dough to make some sexy-ass pies, and forgiveth me for using the term sexy-ass in this prayer. Please, dear Lord, use thy divine powers … Continue reading

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Stupid things ex-husbands say

  In the past three years, sixteen couples in my friend group have gotten a divorce. Sixteen! Granted, I know many people, but that does seem like a lot. Statistics say 50% of marriages end in divorce, and sometimes, it’s … Continue reading

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